“Be Yourself”
The Good Place as John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous Quotes
Eleanor: “Fourteen years ago, I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change.”
Chidi: “College was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep? But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000.”
Tahani: "i am six feet tall. i lower myself, i go, "hi. knock, knock”… i say “knock, knock” out loud….“
Jason: "i thought i would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now”
Janet: “I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room.”
Michael: “brush your teeth and drink orange juice. that’s life”

